The True Number One on a Bestseller List Near You!

OK - so I rearranged the best seller list a little at a local bookstore. Hey, Kelly goes into book stores and hides the evil Ann Coulter books (a noble calling indeed!). Whoever is reading this... are you with me on this? Rearrange the bookstore a little. Move the Lebowski readers to the Number One spot, where it rightfully belongs. And is anyone says anything, just tell them that some new shit came to light and Lebowski is the new Number One... After all, man, she kidnaped herself! Did you ever consider that, man? Take a photo and send to me at mudsharkzap@yahoo.com. Hey, it's not like you have anything better to do with your time (except write!)