Informed Voters -or how I discovered that all the political ads on television only made me realize that the candidates can't die fast enough!

welcome to the new
but not improved
amerikan politics
where civilized
but still testy
debate
has been replaced by name calling
labeling, lying, slandering
and generally treating
people like shit
belittleing them
just because they have
a different opinion

warning –
taking part in the new
but not improved
amerikan politics
may cause nausia
fear
ulsers
anal leakage
headaches
nose bleeds
and a loss of your decency
senses and
intelligence

do not take part in the new
but not improved
amerikan politics
if you are pregnant
or are prone to believe propoganda
(especially about yourself)
if you experience an erection for more than four hours
i.e. – you turn into a total prick
- a real dikhead -
congratulations – you’ve found your calling